A full-tilt, cheeky collision of The Producers and A Chorus Line, with a sparkling new English script, features the original four tunes and beloved Italian oldies from Figaro, Don G and Cosi by that hitmeister of the 1780's top forty charts, Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. Laughs probable, applause compulsory.

Youll enjoy a very now version of Mozart's comic songspiel Der Schauspieldirektor with new fashionista costumes, dueling sopranos, battling baritones, a libidinous backer and one very broke producer. The same old story, brand new.

Youll meet, and learn to love and loathe: Vinnie Birdwhistle  Heartbroken Tenor, sopranos Isolde Goldentrill and Swanhilda Silverspiel  one on the way up, one on the way out, Drusilla Kronensprech  a Mezzo with a Method, as well as Donaldo Largesse Angelgelt, Swifty Frank and his Faithless Companion Buddenbrooks Buff, Frederico Goldentrill  Barihunk Trouble Incarnate, and Tristana Straight, all weird in their own way. You wont see Wolftreudle Birdwhistle but youll find out why. See It Now  Satire Lowers Cholesterol.

Marthas Vineyard, Featherstone Center for the Arts Friday July 31st GALA PERFORMANCE @ 5 pm (Honoring Judy Belushi Pisano) " Ticket prices $100$500